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I need new ways to masterbate please? I'm 16 and have fingered since I was 12. I fist myself and use dildos, and have even moved on to fingering my *** aswell as using both fists in either hole. I think I've gone too far as barely anything apart from fisting feels good. Any ideas? | | LOL | How can I anal fist myself? I'm a guy
I've been trying to fist myself for a few years now but with little success, my *** just isn't quite flexible enough,
I managed past the knuckles the other day but contorting myself to do so really hurt my back, The only way I can get close to fisting is to reach back, prop my elbow against the wall and shove backwards
Am I missing something here, what do I do to get flexible enough, both rectally to take my hand and musculary to bend enough? | | lol | Please read, problem with bowel movements? Okay so about 2 weeks ago i tried Anal Fisting... Well now my *** hurts and im constipated alot. I drank a benifiber and that cleaned me out, i drank another one and nothing... but also I'm on adderall xr, work out, eat unhealthy and don't drink water so i should be like super dehydrated. I have a hemorrhoid i think, so this is the uncomfortable part. Going to the doctor is not an option unless something serious happens. I have not pooped blood or had pain while pooping. So should i just continue taking Benifiber and drink a couple bottles of water a day? | | I think you continuously drinking it or you can visit my blog below to see the information about how to deal with hemorrhoid. | Relationship problems: I sent him a Email...? My boyfriend broke up with me via Instant Message. (What a retard!)
This is what I wrote to him; would you take it to heart?
"Have you got holes in your brain? I would like to know. Shoving your hand and fisting yourself up the *** isn't normal, neither is dumping a person and then tell them about how fabulous your new crush is. I'd firstly like to give out my honest opinion, because nobody likes closed minded people...You're annoying, your voice sounds like a 10 year old. You brag about how 'Hot' you think you are, when really - you're dog ugly. You say that you're a rebel; oh, what a lad. I'm more rebel then you; oh, and this is the last time I'm going to tell you...stop being such a hypocrite. You used to tell me about your dreams in life, how you're going to end up being a actor; Don't get your hopes up high, I never did for you. Whenever I think about you, you start making me sick. How dare you, come into my life at all? I knew a person like you would **** me over...it's nothing new, though. Just a little note for you to read when you're down and upset, because this is the final warning - I'm gone forever.
Much love, Nicole." | | I would have it matted and framed... | Rap Lyrics #6! COMMENT THEM PLEASE!!!? Verse 1
i'm spitting unstoppable
yall ni**as cant see me with ya visions dim opticals
i'll make you self destruct like a message in mission impossible
i'm laser beam fast
sick virus making drive C crash
this little ni**a got more game than play station and dreamcast
i stay bent off the liquor
raps shake up the underground like ten on the richter
battles with me be like battles in Braveheart
thats why the only underground rappers i know are from a graveyard
yall ni**as are gonna be sleeping with fishes
cause i spit the deepest with lyrics
deeper than the height of steep as a cliff is
you ni**as could call this fatal spitting
and fu** anal my fetish is facial fisting
i'll take ya whole clique and fill 'em with drugs
it'll affect they brains like computers and the millenium bug
i ain't trying to be reckognized when i rhyme
me shining is you seeing the light on the other side
as soon as you die
a cannibal beast, flesh eating animal species
thats why battling me be
to violent to be seen on national tv
ni**as is banned from tv i'm banned from the internet
my intellect
is higher than where the sides of mount everest intersect
when ni**as see my **** up in freestyle sessions
they get scared and start the 911 speed dial pressing
Verse 2
yo i kick flows and rip shows
straight dis hoes, yeah ***** knows
talk **** bro and get ya wrist slit slow
and six ribs broke
i'm on some insane deranged ****
my brains size allows me to shape shift
like the black suited sentinels from the matrix
if i battle you don't meet ya death fake or stage it
cuz if you still got ya life i'm hunting you down to take it
my lyrics upset ya stomach like ulcers
i'm slapping you till you see planets f**k stars
i'm the type that be clutching a knife and foams at the mouth
fu**ing ya wife while she alone at ya house
i'm leaving punks in wheelchairs
i'll scare you till you feel fear
so tremendous ya eyes will bleed tears
and scream and screech till you need air
i hit ni**as constantly like enter on ya keyboard
and blow spots up like 400 pounds of C-4
i dont wunt none of you punks cloning this
cuz i'm claiming more lives than a drunk motorist
i sack rappers like line backers for the packers
and snap they backs like gram crackers
and grasp the world in my hands like atlas
and i'll smash the whole map up
and give these insolent fools wut the f**k they asked for
forget a body cast try a body bag
if u wanna brag
i'm a pump the shooty fast
aim at ya frame and drop ya **** *** | | its all right i just dont dig violent hip hop |
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